1. The temple explodes the chicken cube
2. The soil bean burns the beef
3. The water boils the beef
4. Slip away the chicken slice
5. Chicken silk noodles
6. Black mushrooms rape
A small country nestled between the international hotspots of Afghanistan and Turkmenistan, the Republic of Kebabistan does a darn good shawarma.
Maria, don’t look now, but there’s a guy at the bar and I think he likes you.
Then have we got the gift for you.
Kendall Crollus and Anne Montgommery have finally put together the book that was just crying out to be penned. Following on from Anne’s incredible success with, Why Vacuum, When you can Lick the House Clean and Kendall’s release from Cliche Acres, comes their long-awaited best-seller.
“It just sort came to me one day,” snorted Anne, fondling a cucumber and kinda looking in two directions at once.
“Now I’ll always be able to smell Pepe Peablewood,” beamed a clearly psychotic Kendall, wearing a beanie that was once, quite obviously, Schnauzer.
Chapters include, “Mexican chic – the Poodle poncho” and “Getting the shit off your Shepard – elderly Alsatian hair preparation“.
Roger practiced the deep breathing exercises he’d learnt from the anxiety CD he got from his mum. Britney Somerville may have found him “repulsive” and “gross” in the past but that was before the plain-wrapped parcel had arrived from Japan. Today was the start of a whole new era of cool. The knife arms would persuade her. Oh yes, the knife arms would persuade her.
