Astray Buffet

Mike and Dave

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:05:53 +0000

I find a glass of Pure Mike cleanses the palette after a serve of Fresh Dave.

Miss Missouri 2007

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:46:00 +0000

Inconvenience Food

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:04:35 +0000

If That Was Me in That Video

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 08:29:55 +0000

If that was me in that video I’d live off the glory for the rest of my life. I’d probably sit in a pub near a surf beach and get a flat-screen tele made that could hang around my neck and I’d loop that video indefinitely. Underneath the screen on my t-shirt it would say, “that’s me in that video” with an arrow pointing to the video. I’d drink rum and smile and be very happy that I was alive.

That’s what I’d do if that was me in that video.

Flying Lizard

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:26:16 +0000

The man with the animals – purveyor of fine breakfast TV comedy since 1956.

Sold My Car….

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:40:01 +0000

Sold my car, bought an Innocent Smoothie.

Yuri, Mikhail and Svetlana

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 10:27:07 +0000

The time was right. Vladimir would share his secret. He whispered into the ear of his close friend Yuri, “rearrange these words comrade: nuts is Svetlana freakin”

The Price of God

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:53:32 +0000

It’s interesting to note that in the current market, the price of God and the price of Salmon is exactly the same – $5.99 a kilo!

Fashion Statement

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:51:05 +0000

Two things I love in a t-shirt: a profound message and length. The search is over!

Why I Love Moldova

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:13:40 +0000

Since I was young I’ve had a fascination with Moldova.

I think this video goes a long way to explaining why.