Torture numbers, and they’ll confess to anything. – Gregg Easterbrook

A small country nestled between the international hotspots of Afghanistan and Turkmenistan, the Republic of Kebabistan does a darn good shawarma.

No arguments here!

Maria, don’t look now, but there’s a guy at the bar and I think he likes you.

Roger practiced the deep breathing exercises he’d learnt from the anxiety CD he got from his mum. Britney Somerville may have found him “repulsive” and “gross” in the past but that was before the plain-wrapped parcel had arrived from Japan. Today was the start of a whole new era of cool. The knife arms would persuade her. Oh yes, the knife arms would persuade her.

Though less frisky and certainly more tardy over the jumps since the incident, Michelle was impressed with recent savings in food costs and was considering moving Señor Clip Clop into her apartment with a view to further savings.