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Iqbal Rues Pakistan’s New Compulsory Helmet Law

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Fri, 14 May 2010 16:12:54 +0000

Mike and Dave

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:05:53 +0000

I find a glass of Pure Mike cleanses the palette after a serve of Fresh Dave.

Yuri, Mikhail and Svetlana

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 10:27:07 +0000

The time was right. Vladimir would share his secret. He whispered into the ear of his close friend Yuri, “rearrange these words comrade: nuts is Svetlana freakin”

The Price of God

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:53:32 +0000

It’s interesting to note that in the current market, the price of God and the price of Salmon is exactly the same – $5.99 a kilo!

Fashion Statement

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:51:05 +0000

Two things I love in a t-shirt: a profound message and length. The search is over!

The Back of Jorge’s Head

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:51:43 +0000

Jorge woke on Tuesday and without warning, there it was; a fashionably-challenged brunette growing out the back of his head.

The Stinklefingers

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:50:25 +0000

If pressed, Ira Stinklefinger would say she was equally proud of both her boys. But secretly she wished Shane was more like Peter.

Roger and Susan’s Centaur, Maximus

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:03:59 +0000

The poster looked amazing, I stood majestic. But to hold the next meeting at the stables off Waterford Avenue, well, that was simply a stroke of genius.

Now, if I could just find the right balance of tact and sincerity to tell Megan that I fancied the shit outta the back half of Roger and Susan’s centaur, Maximus.

Mr. Twinkles ‘The Train Driver’ Purrrington

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:28:27 +0000

The fuck you looking at!

When Chinese Menus Attack!

Cartwright P. Moochjeenie — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:03:08 +0000

1. The temple explodes the chicken cube

2. The soil bean burns the beef

3. The water boils the beef

4. Slip away the chicken slice

5. Chicken silk noodles

6. Black mushrooms rape