May 13, 2011
Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight You
January 21, 2010
Mike and Dave
I find a glass of Pure Mike cleanses the palette after a serve of Fresh Dave.
September 17, 2009
Yuri, Mikhail and Svetlana
The time was right. Vladimir would share his secret. He whispered into the ear of his close friend Yuri, “rearrange these words comrade: nuts is Svetlana freakin”
September 15, 2009
The Price of God
It’s interesting to note that in the current market, the price of God and the price of Salmon is exactly the same – $5.99 a kilo!
September 14, 2009
Fashion Statement
Two things I love in a t-shirt: a profound message and length. The search is over!
September 9, 2009
The Back of Jorge’s Head
Jorge woke on Tuesday and without warning, there it was; a fashionably-challenged brunette growing out the back of his head.
August 27, 2009
The Stinklefingers
If pressed, Ira Stinklefinger would say she was equally proud of both her boys. But secretly she wished Shane was more like Peter.
