If that was me in that video I’d live off the glory for the rest of my life. I’d probably sit in a pub near a surf beach and get a flat-screen tele made that could hang around my neck and I’d loop that video indefinitely. Underneath the screen on my t-shirt it would say, “that’s me in that video” with an arrow pointing to the video. I’d drink rum and smile and be very happy that I was alive.

That’s what I’d do if that was me in that video.

The man with the animals – purveyor of fine breakfast TV comedy since 1956.

Since I was young I’ve had a fascination with Moldova.

I think this video goes a long way to explaining why.