I find a glass of Pure Mike cleanses the palette after a serve of Fresh Dave.

If that was me in that video I’d live off the glory for the rest of my life. I’d probably sit in a pub near a surf beach and get a flat-screen tele made that could hang around my neck and I’d loop that video indefinitely. Underneath the screen on my t-shirt it would say, “that’s me in that video” with an arrow pointing to the video. I’d drink rum and smile and be very happy that I was alive.

That’s what I’d do if that was me in that video.

The man with the animals – purveyor of fine breakfast TV comedy since 1956.

Sold my car, bought an Innocent Smoothie.

The time was right. Vladimir would share his secret. He whispered into the ear of his close friend Yuri, “rearrange these words comrade: nuts is Svetlana freakin”

It’s interesting to note that in the current market, the price of God and the price of Salmon is exactly the same – $5.99 a kilo!

Two things I love in a t-shirt: a profound message and length. The search is over!

Since I was young I’ve had a fascination with Moldova.

I think this video goes a long way to explaining why.